Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
at the supermarket like
on a scale of 1 to done
"I wait and ache."
A small crystal is hung from the upper tip of this lovely ear cuff, which is shaped to resemble a fairy. Requires an ear lobe piercing to be worn, and glows bright blue in the dark. Sold on Etsy.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
"99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1"
sleep all day and blog all night
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
Real life flappy bird.